She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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