yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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