4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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