Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
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sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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