Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
