...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Drake has all the answers
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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