dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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