and my herpes radar will keep us safe
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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