She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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