My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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