Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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