i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I have aggressive nipples.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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