I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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