So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You were trust falling into bushes
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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