so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Just cropdusted the office
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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