I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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