They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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