so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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