dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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