I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
