Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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