So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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