Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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