ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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