Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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