she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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