Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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