I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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