marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring