they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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