That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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