dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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