TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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