I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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