i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he was CRYING into my vagina
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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