I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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