Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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