"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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