with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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