Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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