Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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