Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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