You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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