I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
The ass gains better be worth it
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