I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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