New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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