That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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