Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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