There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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