Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You made out with two different species that night
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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