gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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