Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
pop tarts are not kleenex
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I intend to get homeless drunk
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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