Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
