No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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