there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
How external is "for external use only"?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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