Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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