I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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