doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My balls are so social today.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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